...and is about to order a drink when he sees a man close by with a deep v-neck and colorful skinny jeans. By the way he talked and moved it was apparent this man was a homosexual. And the tough guy doesn't like homosexuals. So he shouts loudly to the bartender: "Drinks for everyone in the house... except for that fag."
Soon after the drinks have been handed out, the gay fellow gives the tough guy a wave and says loudly, "Thank you!"
What's going on? The tough guy is infuriated. Once again, he loudly orders drinks for the house... but not for that gay guy.
As before, the gay fellow continues to smile and say, "Thank you!"
The tough guy says to the bartender, "What the hell is wrong with that homo? I've ordered two rounds for everyone but him, and all he does is smile and thank me. What's with him? Is he nuts?"
"No," says the bartender. "He owns the place."
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