Signs-of-our-times Jokes

Signs-of-our-times Jokes

Want Ad:...


Want Ad:


"For Sale: Antique Desk, suitable f...

On a roller coaster:...


On a roller coaster:


"Watch your head."

In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:...


In a Bangkok dry cleaner's:


Drop your trou...

On the wall of a Baltimore estate:...


On the wall of a Baltimore estate:


"Trespass...

These are supposedly actual signs


These are supposedly actual signs that have ap...

On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:...


On the bottom of a bottle of chocolate milk:

...

Want ad:...


Want ad:


"Three year old teacher needed for ...

Seen on a virgin's tombstone:...


Seen on a virgin's tombstone:


"Retur...

Classified Ad:...


Classified Ad:


Found: Dirty White Dog
Looks...

Sign on music teachers' door:


Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin." Si...

On a banner on the side of the road, just...


On a banner on the side of the road, just sout...

From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:...


From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:...

Apparently, somewhere in England in an open...


Apparently, somewhere in England in an open fi...

In a department store:...


In a department store:


"Stock up and save!
...

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong...


On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kon...

Sign in an Acapulco Hotel:


Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: "The manager has pe...

In a Japanese hotel:...


In a Japanese hotel:


You are invited to ta...

At my University's Student center


At my University's Student center Bathrooms: "...

In a New York restaurant:


In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consi...

In front of a New


In front of a New Hampshire car wash: "If you ...

In a want ad:...


In a want ad:


"Girl wanted to assist magicia...

Sign on restaurant window: "Don't


Sign on restaurant window: "Don't stand there ...

In the window of an Oregon store:...


In the window of an Oregon store:


"Why go el...

Sign in a science teacher's


Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves...

in Kansas:...


in Kansas:


"Fire Danger, Do Not Drive Into ...