At a number of military bases: "Restricted to unauthorized personnel."On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: "Now available in multi-packs."In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."In a funeral parlor: "Ask about our layaway plan."In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."
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