Two businessmen are talking at a bar. One says to the other, "Oh boy did i screw up at the airport yesterday. The girl behind the counter had a huge rack and instead of asking for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to Titsburgh!" The friend says, "Oh yeah that happened when i was having breakfast with my wife at breakfast last week. I meant to say, 'Can you please pass me the sugar', and it came out, ' you ruined my life you fucking bitch!"
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