Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. . God, what does a million years mean to you? The Lord replies, A minute. Smith asks, And what does a million dollars mean to you? The Lord replies, A penny. Smith asks, Can I have a penny? The Lord replies, In a minute.
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