Pilot in Hell

A pilot crashes during a flight and goes to hell. There Satan
appears in front of three doors and says, "You can choose
between any of these doors as your eternal fate. I'll be back
once you've decided." He goes away in a puff of smoke.


In the first door, the pilot sees a man having to do tons of
pre-flight checks for all eternity. He shudders and looks
through the second door, which depicts a pilot out of fuel and
going down, but just microseconds before he hits the ground, he
has to relive the scene over and over again. He shudders and
looks through Door #3, and he likes what he sees. It's a pilot
leaning back in a reclining seat being fed grapes and figs and
what not and being slowly massaged by stewardesses in skimpy
lingerie.


Satan comes back and says, "Well, which one will it be?" The
pilot enthusiastically repeats, "Door #3! Door #3!!!" Satan
says, "You can't choose that one. That's flight attendant hell."