FRANK: Hey Ollie, you know why we have these new Speedos, right?
OLLIE: No, why? They are tight.
FRANK: To pick up cute girls, they like tight swim shorts on guys like us.
OLLIE: Great! I like cute girls.
FRANK: Here, put this potato in your speedos to pick up the cutest girls. They will go crazy for you when they see that.
OLLIE: Got it, let's split up and meet back here in 30minutes with our cute girls.
(30 minutes later)
OLLIE: Hey Frank, all the girls where pointing and seemed crazy. But they all ran away. I couldn't even talk to them.
FRANK: Ollie, the potato is supposed to go in the front!
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