So I Went on Holiday to America a Few Weeks Ago...

I passed by a surfer dude, I said "Hello" and he said "Sup brah"

I passed by a Southerner, I said "Hello" and she said "Howdy"

I passed by a cop, I said "Hello" and he said

*multiple gun shot sounds*

**"STOP RESISTING!"**

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