The first said, "My son is a bishop! When people see him, they all say, *'Your Excellency'*."
The second smiled smugly. "My son is an *arch*bishop! When he enters a room, everyone says, *'Your Grace'.*
The third glanced dismissively at the others. "Well *my* son is a cardinal. When people meet him, they all say, *'Your Eminence.'*
The last old lady could barely contain herself. "Well! *My* son is a 6-foot-4, blue-eyed, blond-haired bodybuilder with a gorgeous smile. When people see him, they all say, *'Oh my God!'*
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