Fourth Time Married


Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.
Joe: Yes, for the fourth time.


Jim: What happened to your first three wives?
Joe: They all died, Jim.


Jim: How did that happen?
Joe: My first wife ate poison mushrooms.


Jim: How terrible! And your second?
Joe: She ate poison mushrooms.


Jim: And your third ate poison mushrooms too?
Joe: Oh, no. She died of a broken neck.


Jim: I see, an accident.
Joe: Not exactly. She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

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