Four quick religion quotes


The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies, probably because they are generally the same people.Jesus saves, Allah forgives, Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see those evolutionists figure THIS one out.And on the 8th day God said, "OK Murphy, you take over."

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