St. Peter stops them and says "You may all enter, but first, you must wash any part of you that has touched a penis."
The first nun steps forward, and dips her finger into the water, and walks through the gates. The second nun dips her hand into the water, and also walks through the gates.
As the third approaches the holy water, the last suddenly steps in front of her, and says "St. Peter, may I please gargle that before she wipes her ass in it?"
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