Four men got lost in a rainforest and were captured by a native tribe.

They were bound and brought back to the tribe's settlement where an elder spoke to them with the help of a translator of the tribe.

He tells them that the tribe was a cannibal tribe and that he was about to let the tribe eat the four men alive.

One of the men pleaded if there was any way that they would go free.

The elder pondered for a while and said:

"There is a way. Our tribe's rules state that any prisoners shall be set free if they complete 'the trial'"

"Follow me."

The men were led to a massive orchard. The elder then told them:

"The first step is to choose a fruit. Then pick ten of them from this orchard."

Three of the men returned with the fruits. The fourth one was running late. The elder decided to continue without him.

"The second step is to push all 10 of the fruits you picked up your asses without laughing, crying, or screaming. If you do, you'll be eaten."


The first man had apples.

They were enormous apples and he barely got one in before he groaned in pain. He was eaten then and there.

The fourth man returned and he was told of the next step and the trial continued.

The second man had cherries. He got 2 in and he laughed and got eaten.

The third man picked grapes. He got 9 of them in and for some reason, he too laughed and got eaten.


The three men met in the afterlife.


First guy: "Why were you guys eaten? You had cherries and grapes!"

Second guy: "We laughed."

First guy: "Why?"

Third guy: "Because the fourth guy chose pineapples."