Fortune teller

A guy who knows little English sees man across the street, this man has a funny hat, a beard and looks like a typical fortune teller.

Guy: excuse me, can you read fortune?

Fortune teller: okay just let me get out my phone, ah here we are, I see some people talking about drugs, a banana and a guy getting his head cut off.

Guy: that happen to me?

Fortune teller: oh *fortune*… I thought you said 4chan

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