Four guys are out in a boat, fishing, when one of them falls into the water. Two of the other guys jumps into the water to pick him up. After a short while they come back with a lifeless body.
They pull him aboard and starts resuscitation.
While one of the guys give him mouth-to-mouth, one of the other guys says:
- Guys, I think you got the wrong guy. This one's wearing ice skates
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