Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven...

...he is greeted by St. Peter. St. Peter says, "Forrest, to get into heaven, you're going to need to answer three questions.

1. How many days of the week start with the letter T?

2. How many seconds are there in a year?

3. What is God's first name?

Forrest thinks long and hard about these three questions. Finally, he goes up to the angel and says, "I've got my answers sir."

Peter: "Okay, Forrest. How many days of the week start with the letter T?"

Forrest: "Why, today and tomorrow of course!"

Peter, slightly surprised, says "well, that wasn't the answer I was expecting, but that is correct. Next, how many seconds are there in a year?"

Forrest: "Twelve."

Peter: "Twelve?!"

Forrest: "Yeah, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd..."

Peter's more astonished than before at these unexpected answers. "Again, not what I was expecting, but correct. Finally, what is God's first name?"

Forrest: "Harold."

Peter: "Harold?!"

Forrest: "Yeah, it says so right in the lord's prayer. 'Our Father, who art in heaven, Harold be thy name.'"