10 Things To Say When Called To The Office


1. "i'm gonna kill her"
2. "s***, they found the body"
3. "where's my lawyer?"
4. "he's still alive?"
5. "they've got nothing on me"
6. "i thought i got rid of the evidence"
7. "i told him to hide the body in the boiler, not the shed"
8. "f***"
9. "i didn't do it"
10. "can they convict me on heresay?"

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