Interviewer: "We were all surprised that you decided to run for President Mr Gump, what made you do that"?
Gump: "My personal experiences really compel me to do it."
I: "What type of promises will you make to the voters?"
Gump: "Well first of all I'd make running the national sport, fishing the national past time, Curious George the national book, ping pong taught in all classes and no more war."
I:"Thats interesting as that can be viewed as something very anti-American especially how American's love war. Tell me something, how can you defeat Trump?"
Gump: " I have a higher IQ then him."
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