A foreman was at the base of a building being constructed and could not locate his trusty hammer. He spots a worker a few floors up and yells to him "Hey could you toss me down a hammer?" The worker apparently couldn't hear what was yelled and he yelled back "What?"
Again the foreman yells "Toss me a hammer!"
"What ??"
The foreman then begins to use his own style of sign language in the form of charades, pointing to his eye, then to his knee, then taking his hand to make a hammering motion.
The worker shrugged as if to say he could not understand.
Again the foreman tries while mouthing out "I" (pointing to his eye), "need" (pointing to his knee), "a hammer" (making a hammering motion with his hand)
The worker seemed dumbfounded and at once dropped his pants and began vigerously jerking himself off.
The foreman was so enraged that he rushed to the floor to which the worker was and began berating him "What the fuck is wrong with you? I was trying to tell you I need a hammer!"
To which the worker replied "Yes, I know, and I was trying to tell you I was coming"
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I searched a bit for this joke in the sub and couldnt find it, sorry if at some point its been posted.
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