A SEA/L, PJ and a Green Beret all are trying to make Delta. The last phase of the selection process comes up and the instructor says "Alright men, you've come a long way. But you can't have any emotional ties to distract you. Behind each of these three doors, is each of your wives with her hands tied behind a chair, a table with a M9 and a single bullet. You know what you need to do." The SEA/L goes in first. After half an hour passes, he comes back out, teary eyed and said "I couldn't do it." He failed. The PJ goes next. After about an hour, he to comes out of the room and says "that's the mother of my children. I can't do it". He gets sent home. The Green Beret then goes in the room. Immediately there is screaming, slapping, tables and glass breaking. The other two standing outside wondering what the fuck is going on. Finally the noise ends and the Green Beret comes back out, scratched, bloody and bruised. The others ask him "what the fuck happened?!" the Green Beret replies "some fucken idiot but a blank in there so I beat the bitch to death!"
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