There were these three guys at a football game and it just so happened that they were sitting behind three nuns. They couldn't see really well over their habits, so one of the guys says, "Man, I wish I lived in Ohio, there's only 25 Catholics there." One of the other guys says, "Well, I wish I lived in Idaho because there is only 20 Catholics there." Then the last guy says, "Well, I wish I lived in Oregon there are only 15 Catholics there. Then one of the nuns turns around and says, "Why dont you go to hell -- there are no Catholics there!"
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