A man walks into a flower shop to buy flowers for his grandmother's funeral.
He picks out a bouquet, puts it on the counter and the clerk says, "What are these for?"
"My grandmother, she passed away at 104", says the man.
The clerk responds, "Oh really? How'd she die?"
Editted by Murillos and Curtis
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