Gnat Jokes

Gnat Jokes

A bunch of Palindromes


Dennis sinned.Dennis and Edna sinned.Dennis, N...

Fly in my soup


Patron: Waiter!


Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill,...

If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...


Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, ...

Centipede


One day the big animals and the little animals...

Restaurant Owned by Microsoft


Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, ...

If Restaurants


Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, ...

Microsoft Waiter


Patron: Waiter!


Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill,...

A Chief Samurai


Back in the olden days when Samurai were impor...

If Restaurants Functioned


If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft


Pa...

Soup support


Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, a...

The Jewish Samurai

Back in the olden days when Samurai were import...

Catch a Train

The train was about to pull out of the station....

I'm a Mime rapper

I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G.

So there's a fly...

and a gnat lands on its back.

The fly says, "i...

what is a vegetable's favorite singer?

elvis parsley

what is a fly's favorite singer?...

A Chinese Samurai, a Japanese Samurai, and a Jewish Samurai...

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who ...

The Jewish Samurai

There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who ...

The tale of two gnats

So a gnat is on a vacation and he sees another ...

So there's a fly...

and a gnat lands on its back.

The fly says, "i...

The train was about to pull out of the station.

The train was about to pull out of the station....