*Our top story today, famous playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall which was outside the playboy mansion, where they where selling flowers. Said one friar; Well, if it was anyone else, we might have gotten away with it, but unfortunately only Hugh can prevent florist friars.*
(I did not think of this myself; it's from [Whose Line Is It Anyway](http://youtu.be/79wm06j3_gM))
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