Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Chocolate

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M

A small man looks...

A small man looks down while peeing, A big man looks up while peeing, and a...

I Found 2 Jokes...

You can report duplicates once you get 100 points. For every duplicate that...

Superman

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted...

Coins

It is illegal to stick coins in your ears in the state of Hawaii.

If women lactate...

Then men...

If South Carolina...

Their offensive line would be the cock blockers

How many Vietnam...

YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW, YOU WASN'T THERE!

What do you call...

Hung Lo

Dear Dogs and...

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your...