Come to me

Two blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle.


Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it. "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace?"


"Yeah, what's it called?"


"Viens a moi"


"VIENS A MOI, what the does that mean?"


At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi ladies, is French for 'come to me'."


Sharon takes anther sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying: "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?"


Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis