Major Turbulence is hitting a Delta flight hard, and the engines start failing, the plane starts diving into the ocean, the flight attendants tell everyone to remain calm, they tell them once they hit the sea, they can swim to shore, and to those who cannot swim, "Thank you for choosing Delta."
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