This guy wlaks into a bar and tells the bartender that he can piss in a cup that is on the other side of the room and not get a single drop on the floor.
The bartender didn't think he could do it, so he bet the guy $50. The guy pulled his pecker out and started pissing all over the place. He got it on the pool tables, the bar and everywhere else you can imagine. The bartender looks at the man and said, "You just lost $50". The guy said yeah, but this man outside just bet me $100 that I wouldn't come in here and piss on everything.
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