When I was young My dad took me out on my first fishing trip. I was excited as we left on the boat, but after several unsuccessful hours it became very boring.
My dad cracked open a beer, and I asked for one. He looked at me and asked, "well how old are you?" "13" I replied.He asked, "Well can your dick touch your ass?" Embarrassed, I responded "No." "Then you can't have a beer."
LAter he pulled out a cigar, and as he was smoking it I asked to have a puff. He looked at me and said, "Again, Can your dick touch your ass?" "No" "Then you're too young for cigars."
That night we returned to camp, with only a single large fish. My dad said, "Son, it's a good thing you caught this fish, otherwise we would have no dinner." "**WE** have dinner? We're going to share my fish dad? Well let me ask you one thing, Can your dick touch your ass?" My dad responded, "Yes it can" I said, "Good, then go fuck yourself"
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