A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation.
She was awake , so he examined her. " You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again Doctor?"
The Surgeon seemed to pause which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright won't I ?"
He replied, 'Yes , you'll be fine Miss Lewinski. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
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