A young man walks into a bar, orders five shots of whisky, and quickly downs them all.
The bartender says, "Whoa there buddy. That's a lot of shots. What's going on?"
The man replies, "First blowjob today."
The bartender says, "Well congratulations! I'll tell you what, have another drink. It's on me."
"No thanks." says the man, "If the first five didn't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt the sixth is going to do much."
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