I came home from the golf course today, and found a note my wife had left on the refrigerator.
IT’S NOT WORKING.
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
GONE TO STAY WITH MY SISTER
I opened the fridge. The light came on.
The beer was cold.
What the HELL is she talking about?
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