Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took off his pants and threw them at Jeni, yelling, "Hey, woman, can you fill these pants up?"
"Of course not, you jerk. You know I can't."
"You're right. You can't. I wear the pants in this family."
So Jeni took off her panties and threw them at Tom, yelling, "Hey, jerk, can you get into these panties?"
"Hell no! They're too small and dainty!"
"And you won't either, until you change your treatment of me!"
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