Fascinate in a Sentence

During a political debate the politicians were asked to use the word
"fascinate" in a sentence.
The first one, a democrat, came up with an answer right away. He said, "One of
my hobbies is painting, and no matter if I paint with water colors, or oils I
always fascinate people with my work."


The second politician, the republican, said "My grandfather was a magician,
and when ever he performed a trick be it with cards, or hoops, or magic balls he
would always fascinate us."


The third politician, an independent, said "I don't know if I can do that."


The MC of the debate said, "Go ahead take a couple of minutes then give it
your best."


The third politician thought for a while then said, "I know this gal, one time
she went to the store to buy a new blouse. The blouse had ten buttons on it, but
when she went to button it her boobs were so big that she could only fasten
eight."