"My fellow citizens" = "Suckers"
"I didn't inhale" = "I think you're all idiots"
"goals" = "lies"
"broad-based contributions" = "taxes"
"investing in our infrastructure" = "pork-barrel spending"
"spending cuts" = "decimating the military"
"jobs program" = "military base lay-offs"
"Vietnam" = "where?"
"Attorney General" = "the first semi-qualified woman I could find without a
criminal record"
"God bless America" = "God help us, 'cause I don't have a clue"
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