A politician was speaking at a particular function and as usual was making promises and more promises. He was being heckled by a member of the audience who kept asking, after each promise, "When? When?".After a while the politician couldn't take it anymore so he asked the man if he was a farmer. The man said "Yes."The politician the proceeded to ask the man "When you put a bull in a pen with a lot of cows, do you expect to get immediate results?"The man replied "No! However, I expect to see a lot of content faces in the morning."
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