When Husband and wife were eatin Chinese food, the woman farted.
She said:
Wife: Excuse me. Im sorry If that bothered you.
Husband: No, No, Dont be sorry. It didnt bother me at all. I
even liked it.
Wife: Well good, Cause there is another one on the way.
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