A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor... I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried, said the husband. My testicles are turning blue. That's pretty unusual, said the doctor. Let me examine you. The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are blue. The doctor turns to the wife. Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed? Yes, I am, she replied. And what kind of jelly are you using with it? Grape
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