Farmer John's wife kept nagging him to fix the outhouse

But every time he went to check it out, he couldn't find anything wrong with it.

One day he'd had enough. He calls his wife out to take a look with him. He shines a flashlight around the tiny poopshack and shows her that it is fine and functioning. Not a thing of beauty, but it serves its purpose.

"Check the hole", she says.

He points the light at the seat and down through the hole, but he can't see what she could be talking about. She motions him forward and tells him to look inside. He sticks his head inside the hole and pokes the flashlight in beside his face.

"I can't see anything in here! You're crazy, there's nothing wrong with the outhouse."

He pulls his head from the hole. He's almost free when his beard catches in a crack in the wood. Farmer John screams in pain.

His wife looks down at him. "Hurts, don't it?"

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