A guy walks into a watch store with his broken watch and asks the owner if he could fix his watch.
"We don't fix watches." the owner replied.
"Well... Can I buy a new watch?" asks the man.
"We don't sell watches either."
"You don't fix watches, and you don't sell watches, yet you have watches in the shop window." the man said with a surprised tone.
"That's correct."
"So what do you do here?" asked the man.
"We circumcise people" answered the owner.
"Then why have you put watches in the shop window?"
"What else am I supposed to put there?"
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