My most established grimy joke, From my granddad around the pit fire

An old couple gets pulled over and...
Woman cop - "May I see you permit and enlistment sir?"
Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"
Old spouse - "She needs to see you permit and enlistment dear."
The old man hands it to the woman cop and...
Woman cop - "Gracious, I see you are from New York. I used to have a beau from New York, he was the most exceedingly terrible significant other I ever had."
Old man - "ugh, what did she say?"
Old spouse - "Nothing dear, She supposes she used to know you."
Sign my grandma reprimanding my granddad for telling a messy joke before the children.