Jonny One Ball

There once was a man called Johnny that lost one of his
testicles in war so people called him Johnny one ball. So Johnny
made a promise to himself that the next person that called him
Johnny one ball he would shag until they died. So while walking
down the street a blonde shouted out "well Johnny one ball" so
Johnny went over and shagged her until she died. The next day on
his way to the shop a brunette shouted out " well Johnny one
ball" so he went over and shagged her and shagged her but she
wouldn't die. So what's the moral of the story? You can't kill
two birds with one stone.

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