Their little daughter goes to her Mom: "Mommy, what's that thing between elephant's legs?"
- "Uhhhhh, you should go ask your Dad".
Girl goes to her Dad: "Daddy, what's that thing between elephant's legs?"
- "Uhhh, sweetie, that's his peepee"
She goes back to her Mom: "Mommy, Daddie said it's the elephant's peepee"
Mom looks at her: "Your Dad has a peepee, that's a cock."
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