Excuses for Sleeping on the Job

10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk:


10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."


9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to."


8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!"


7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm."


6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."


5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who
practice Yoga?"


4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem."


3. "The coffee machine is broken..."


2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."


And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your
desk...


1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen."