A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a
collect telegram, which read, "I am perfectly well."
A week later, the joker received a heavy parcel -- collect -- on which he had
to pay considerable charges. Upon opening it, he found a big block of concrete,
which had this message, "This is the weight your telegram lifted from my mind."
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