* Nearly ALL sick people have eaten PEAS (obviously then, the effects are cumulative).
* An estimated 99.9% of all people who die from cancer or heart attacks have eaten PEAS.
* Another 99.9% of people involved in auto accidents ate PEAS within 60-days before the accident.
* Some 93.1% of juvenile delinquents come from homes where PEAS were served frequently.
* Among people born in 1839 who later dined on PEAS, there has been a 100% mortality rate.
* All PEA-eaters born between 1900-1910 have wrinkled skin, have lost most of their teeth, have brittle bones and failing eyesight (provided, of course, that eating PEAS hasn't already *killed* them).
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