She got me to exercise daily, have a much better diet stop drinking, smoking. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music and how to invest in the stock market.
Now I want a divorce, because I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough or me...
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