Upon entering the store he sees the hot blonde behind the counter and asks her to use the restroom. She gives him the key and the man rushes to take care of business. After finishing he notices there's no toilet paper around and nothing else to wipe with. Then he spots a sign on the wall that reads "Use your fingers to wipe yourself then put them in the hole in the wall to have them licked clean.". He sees some light come out to notice that the hole is right behind the counter with the hot blonde! The man in disbelief says "no way she would ever do that!".
Five, ten, twenty minutes pass since he went and sitting there with his pants on the floor, sweating from the heat and cant find any other options the man says "damn it, i got no other choice" and starts to clean himself. After finishing he cautiously and slowly put his hand through the hole and waits. On the other side of the wall the blonde spots the hand and with a brick in each hand she SMASHES his hand and the mans quickly, without missing a beat, pulls his hand out of the wall, screams in pain and sticks his fingers in his mouth.
Edit: Grammar
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