1.) That in school, getting a zero for a grade seems better than getting a 20 or a 30.
2.) That when you are hungry, you look in the refrigerator constantly, even though you know there's nothing to eat in there.
3.) That ketchup has TONS of sugar? What's up with that?
4.) That when you vacuum and there's a piece of lint or something on the floor that's too big to suck up with the vacuum cleaner, instead of picking it up, you just sit there rolling the vacuum over and over it hoping it will suck it up??
5.) That when you think of something funny and someone else says,"What's so funny?" You say,"It's a long story" when really it isn't?
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