An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottish man were robbing a bank. Accidently, the Englishman triggered the alarm and soon the building was surrounded. The Scottish man saw 3 sacks lying near the entrance to the vault so they decided to hide in them. The policemen searched the place but could not find anyone until one of the policeman saw that the sacks were moving. He approached the first sack with the Englishman inside and kicked it. The Englishman went “Meow”, so the policeman said “Oh, it’s just a sack of cats”. He then went to the second sack with the Scottish man inside and kicked it. The Scottish man went “Woof”, so the policeman said “Oh, it’s just a sack full of dogs”. He then went over to the last sack with the Irishman inside and kicked it. The Irishman went “Potatoes”.
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